挖耳

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蜀地蓉邑,人喜挖耳。夜,酒肆林立,食者众。有匠手擅挖耳者,缓步食客间,执盈尺铁镊,霍霍有声。吆曰:"挖耳可矣。"时,某出,招之。匠诺,嘱某坐,乃为某甲挖耳。展其械。耳匙数柄,皆长寸许。签三两支,顶曳铁线,上缚鹅绒,大小不一。初以匙探耳内,掘之,继之盛其垢出。复以绒入,捻之。某叠股交睫,意甚畅。未几,匠遽振铁镊,触以绒柄,轰然作响。某泰然自若。两耳尽掘。

已,资当十钱一枚。盖五钱挖一耳也。古雅谑有言,挖耳、捶背、打嗝、放屁,人生四大快事矣。摄影作文以记之。

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